question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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