no. you can't hotbox the world.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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