we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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