Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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