That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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