I think my vagina is haunted
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I am available for nakedness
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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