they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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