I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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