# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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