never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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