No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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