your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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