Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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