We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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