This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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