I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
