I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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