i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
where are my eyebrows?
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