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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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