escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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