oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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