I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Is it because I queefed?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
