People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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