ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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