At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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