I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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