Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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