i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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