super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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