Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
im holly from the hills drunk
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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