Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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