If i come over, it means nothing
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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