I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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