And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
