So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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