I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
sick fucks of a feather flock together
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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