The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
