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(404): View more from Georgia

i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone

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(949): View more from California

so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"

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(609): View more from New Jersey

It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.

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(928): View more from Arizona

Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture

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(320): View more from Minnesota

So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.

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(207): View more from Maine

My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.

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