Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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