I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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