that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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