Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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