I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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