Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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