oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
