oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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