I don't think brook has ever known best
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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