Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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