Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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