They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Randomize
