i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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