I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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