I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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