Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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